This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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