You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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