Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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