drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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