Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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