She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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