halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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