I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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