4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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