I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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