ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize