problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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