He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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