So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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