Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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