My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This is the high leading the old right now
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
This is classic penis vs brain.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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