Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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