i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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