How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
