im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It's like God shit irony all over that family
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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