butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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