did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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