If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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