y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize
