thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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