I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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