It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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