If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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