Welp...herpes.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is Oprah even human
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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