A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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