Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How naked do you want me to be?
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