I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So much Jack, so little girl.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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