I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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