So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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