So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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