theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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