Walk of Shame. In a state park.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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