:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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