Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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