Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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