reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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