her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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