hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My ass is underappreciated
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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