im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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