other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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