haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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