brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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