Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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