I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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