I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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