That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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