two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
