It's like a parade of train wrecks.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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