how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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