dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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