her vagine was all disorganized.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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