i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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