glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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